Hasslefree Miniatures: 15 years after Drumpf became the leader of the Free World, the planet is in a catastrophic state. The oceans have run dry, the air is toxic, the bees have died and we have run out of spray tan. Maintaining leadership via the simple process of ignoring reality, Drumpf continues to hold power and in fact has seemingly grown younger, hairier and more orange than ever.
The Perennial Warmonger, Dr Evelyn Hill - Leader of the opposition to Drumpf is the seemingly ageless Dr Evelyn Hill. Never seen without her equally ageless feline, Chairman Meow (Who some have guessed is just a series of carefully bred identical cats) or her unchangeable wardrobe. Hill maintains her base of power from the gigantic nuclear bunker under Mount Rushmore and rumours persist that she has installed giant lasers into Washington's eyes.